why do moms get so pissed about how many empty water bottles you have in your room
today I burned my tongue on a piece of pizza and I think that it’s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you.
augustus, is that you?
no he died
never underestimate the power of a low quality webcam to make you look good in a selfie
*hopes I become rich and famous without putting in effort*
I’ve got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I’m stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.
MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!
The Most Epic Oscar Selfie In History